Winco Foods French Toast Bagel: The Oppositelock Review

"Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
04/20/2016 at 20:21 • Filed to: Foodlopnik

As promised, now time to review my latest avenue of gluttony: specialty bagels. For this, I have given it the same set of controls as the Thomas brand French Toast bagels from months ago, and prepared a modest breakfast sandwich.

Like last time, I don’t have any sausage or bacon in the fridge, so it won’t quite be a homemade McGriddle. Just a single egg scrambled with mozzarella, topped with cheddar, and maple syrup on the top half.

After careful analysis, I feel that all I can say is Uughuhuhhuhowwwwwahhhh... The texture is much like a pretzel bun done right: firm on the outside, but lovingly doughy within. The cinnamon is actually swirled through their dough, not drizzled on the outside like a hack bakery. It is actually more salty than sweet.

I would recommend going balls to the wall with something this unhealthy. It should have two strips of bacon, at least two eggs prepared to your liking, syrup top and bottom, and maybe some yams fried in brown sugar and ginger.

Overall score: delicious.

DISCUSSION (22)

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
04/20/2016 at 20:24

Kinja'd!!!

Maple syrup?

6Cylinder > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
04/20/2016 at 20:24

Damn, maple agave syrup? How is that?

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > 6Cylinder
04/20/2016 at 20:25

It’s like crack. Just pure deadly sugar. No I do not buy it because it’s organic. I buy it because my old standby, Mrs. Butterworth, gives me stomach aches now :/

Bourbon&JellyBeans > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
04/20/2016 at 20:25

But how does it handle?

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Bourbon&JellyBeans
04/20/2016 at 20:27

Kinja'd!!!

Very sloppy. Because excess syrup.

lone_liberal > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
04/20/2016 at 20:28

BTW, Winco is the best place to get bulk road trip food. They also have a much better Mexican food selection than most grocery stores.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > lone_liberal
04/20/2016 at 20:30

Oh yeah. I’m all about dat winco. They make the best whole wheat bread too. Also, their orange muffins oooooh. Wife is a big fan of the bulk and ethnic sections.